Filed by Sambha, who saw it all from the corner wall.

This week began with a casting change. Kajal & Manish handed the morning mic to none other than Salman & Aamir. No, not the actors — though honestly, the office now feels like a full-on movie set. Salman enters like a walking motivational poster, Aamir brings the laser focus of a TEDx speaker, and the rest of us just try to remember where we kept our to-do lists. Power circles? More like power-packed warmups. Every 10 AM now feels like a pre-game huddle before a heist.

And speaking of heists, the amount of activity that went down this week? Madness. There were sketch battles that ended in potatoes. Pitch rounds where staplers became Lamborghinis. Even the printer joined the chaos, refusing to cooperate exactly when needed, probably in protest. The energy levels? Peak. You’d think we were training for an ad agency Olympics.

But nothing — nothing — beat the highlight of the week: the legendary nap prank. Our unsuspecting office boy took a mid-day nap (rookie mistake), and the entire team surrounded him in silence. Imagine waking up to 12 people staring at you with dead-serious faces. The man opened his eyes, paused, recalibrated reality, and for a moment, you could see his soul exit and re-enter his body. The silence broke into pure laughter. He hasn’t blinked since.

Meanwhile, the work didn’t stop — of course not. Tiara and Diamond Towers creatives zipped through rounds of approvals. Well, most did. Tower C’s backlight hoarding is still chilling in design purgatory. Khichdiwala gave us new hunger pangs. And someone, again, named their file “final_FINAL_thisoneactually.psd.” (We know who you are. We’re watching.)

Now, as the curtains close on this rollercoaster of a week, one thing’s clear — we don’t run on coffee. We run on chaos, creativity, and a slight addiction to feedback loops.

Until next time, keep your head high, your tabs open, and your mouse charged. The only thing we take seriously here… is the group lunch.

— Sambha out 🐒 (but always watching)